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    TOP 10 signs you may be addicted.....

    TOP TEN Signs You may be addicted to
    HAMMOCKS/FORUMS


    10. Your child just learned a new song on guitar, "Dad, check it out!"...you're excited because you can listen while still reading threads.

    9. "Warbonnet, Duh!" - you know who I'm talking about.

    8. You check for new threads before your morning coffee. Not to mention after.

    7. You can't take a leisurely stroll without sizing up trees, poles, sign posts, etc...

    6. If you played the match game with member names and avatars, your score would be over 90%.

    5. You've thought about asking angrysparrow to install an audible alert so you would know precisely when a new thread hits the forum.

    4. After listening to child's new song on guitar, you say (without turning your head away from HF) , "...you're gettin' good on that hammock son!"

    3. Instead of nice round pupils, they are now shaped like two hammocks.

    2. You're hammock never truly get's "put away" with the rest of your gear.


    and the number one sign you are addicted to hammocks......

    1. You're wife says with a wink, " How 'bout coming to bed bigboy?" you casually shrug her off and think..." now if she had said come to hammock...hah !!!"


    hope these were fun, time for coffee!!

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    Senior Member shrek's Avatar
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    Outside of the wife and kid, yep, they all apply to me.
    "I used to be sane, but now I'm better."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazz1111 View Post
    9. "Warbonnet, Duh!" - you know who I'm talking about.
    I have no idea what you are talking about.
    I guess I should probably go get some coffee now.
    Trust nobody!

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    Does it count if when you launch your browser, the home page is set to HF?

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    Not that I'm addicted, mind you, but using Firefox you can open a tab to the "New Posts" page and set that tab to reload periodically. ...not that I'm addicted, or anything...
    - Frawg

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    I've got #7 pretty bad......when the scouts or leaders in my troop start planning a new camping trip, my first question is "are there trees??" they did kind of look at me funny the first few times I asked this!!!

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    Number 11. The wife says the roof is leaking, and you immediately string up your tarp.
    Number12. You have to move your hammock because they are having a funeral at your "park".
    Number 13. You went to your lawyer, to have your will re-written..'I want to be buried in my hammock.'
    Number 14. Donate to Hammock Forums or mortgage payment.??
    Number 15. Re-named your first born Cannibal.
    Number 16. After a fire and brimstone sermon about sin and salvation, you shake the pastors hand and start talking about your new "whoopie suspension".
    Ambulo tua ambulo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gargoyle View Post
    Number 15. Re-named your first born Cannibal.
    Well, I guess it's a good thing I don't still go by my college nickname: "Boner".

    17. Logged into to Hammock Forums before updating the contacts with your new iPhone.
    Trust nobody!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannibal View Post
    Well, I guess it's a good thing I don't still go by my college nickname: "Boner".

    17. Logged into to Hammock Forums before updating the contacts with your new iPhone.
    HF has higher priority than the iPhone? Oooohhh, you sick man. Get some help!

    Grizz

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyAdams View Post
    HF has higher priority than the iPhone? Oooohhh, you sick man. Get some help!

    Grizz
    No, no. Logged in with the iPhone. Very first thing I did with the new phone.
    Trust nobody!

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