TOP TEN Signs You may be addicted to
HAMMOCKS/FORUMS
10. Your child just learned a new song on guitar, "Dad, check it out!"...you're excited because you can listen while still reading threads.
9. "Warbonnet, Duh!" - you know who I'm talking about.
8. You check for new threads before your morning coffee. Not to mention after.
7. You can't take a leisurely stroll without sizing up trees, poles, sign posts, etc...
6. If you played the match game with member names and avatars, your score would be over 90%.
5. You've thought about asking angrysparrow to install an audible alert so you would know precisely when a new thread hits the forum.
4. After listening to child's new song on guitar, you say (without turning your head away from HF) , "...you're gettin' good on that hammock son!"
3. Instead of nice round pupils, they are now shaped like two hammocks.
2. You're hammock never truly get's "put away" with the rest of your gear.
and the number one sign you are addicted to hammocks......
1. You're wife says with a wink, " How 'bout coming to bed bigboy?" you casually shrug her off and think..." now if she had said come to hammock...hah !!!"
hope these were fun, time for coffee!!
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