Originally Posted by
Rat
Not me, I never backyard test; here's why. I get so much more learning out of just jumping in! For example...
I once bought a 30 degree bag from a big box retailer; my first 'serious' sleeping bag right? I mean 30 degrees man, this oughtta be awesome warm in Central Texas! My first night out it was supposed to get down to about 25 degrees. No problem, I can handle 5 degrees, I'll just take an extra pair of socks. Good thing I did to, because my little toes turned black! I wonder what would have happened if I hadn't had those extra socks? Great memories from that trip, the second night wasn't so bad; I built a big fire and stayed up all night feeding it. My toes still aren't right...
I also learned the importance of using new boots on a hike. I bought the newest high tech, new fangled boots I could find for under $45 at my local discount sporting goods store! I planned to wear them in on my next weekend hike, a 30 mile loop. Man they were GREAT! My feet really started to get adjusted to the boots about 8 miles in, I could feel the blisters forming and my big toe was swelling nicely to fill the toe box. My feet looked like hamburger after that hike, but man are they tough now! My callouses have callouses! I also learned that you should take more than one pair of socks on a long hike like that. When people ask me about my limp I tell them that ALL serious hikers have a limp like mine!
I bought this awesome Kukri knife once, for like $20 with shipping; yea, it was the real deal bro! I first used it at a local lake that I hiked to one Friday. I started chopping wood and it worked great! Pretty soon it even started to cut and pinch my hands; the handle was really loossey goosey. So now I have these scars all over my hands and people ask me if I am a MMA fighter because my hands look like they have been through a meat grinder! It's cool though, chicks dig scars; well, not my wife, she bought me some gloves.
I bought a cool little fire starter one time; it had the stuff you shave off and then this rod that made sparks. Those things are harder to use than you might think! Or, maybe mine was defective, I never did get a fire going that weekend. I learned to eat ramen noodles uncooked though; kinda crunchy and bland, but I forgot to add the seasoning packet in so I just downed it after I finished the noodles. I still have hallucinogenic drug like flashbacks when I see one of those little foil packets... I also learned to drink cold coffee the first morning. I don't see what the big deal is about iced coffee, it's not half bad...
I once bought a nice little alcohol stove, you know, in my quest to be ultralight... It was soooooo cool, I told everyone about it for weeks, I read all I could on the world wide web and I was READY to use it! My brother and I went out on a weekend hike and I had it with me but all my fuel leaked out in my backpack. The lid on my soda bottle got loose somehow and I lost all 20 ounces of fuel. No worries, my brother uses one of those old school stoves that you gotta pump up to get it to burn; yea, I just used some of his fuel in my stove. I think I did something wrong along the way, maybe I used too much fuel, but that thing blew like a Korean test rocket! And, I left my brother's fuel can nearby with the lid off so it caught on fire! In about 30 seconds I had set or nice peaceful lunch spot ablaze and used all the fuel in the process!
Good thing I learned to eat uncooked Ramen noodles and drink cold coffee! I showed my brother how to do these things as well; he was mighty grumpy, but, in the end I think, he was grateful!
No backyard testing forme, it's much more fun to learn as you go!
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