Here it is, the 2012 version, hot off the press....


The Twelve days of Christmas
(Hammock Hangers version)

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Ridge Runner in a Pine Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven traps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight pounds of down (900 fill of course)
Seven tarps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine sets of tree straps
Eight pounds of down
Seven tarps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten hangs to go to
Nine sets of tree straps
Eight pounds of down
Seven tarps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Shugs a juggling
Ten hangs to go to
Nine sets of tree straps
Eight pounds of down
Seven tarps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Hammock Buffs
Eleven Shugs a juggling
Ten hangs to go to
Nine sets of tree straps
Eight pounds of down
Seven tarps to play with
Six Heine Keg Cans
Five Elephant Trunks
Forty yards of Camo Rip Stop
Three pairs of Dutch Clips
Two DangerBirds
and a Ridge Runner in a Pine tree