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    Correction--Dutch Biners

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk-eye View Post
    Dutch clips? They're the old technology ... step into the new era of THE DUTCHMAN
    Doh! Dutch BINERS! That's what I meant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk-eye View Post
    I've heard rumors that they are capable of being able to warp the fabric of time itself!
    Actually, I've heard that they pleat the fabric of time. And form a flat-felled seam in space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    Actually, I've heard that they pleat the fabric of time. And form a flat-felled seam in space.
    OH NOW YA DUN IT!!!!!!! That was a state secret ... Dutch knows people that know people ... know anyone that can get you into the Witness Protection Program?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk-eye View Post
    OH NOW YA DUN IT!!!!!!! That was a state secret ... Dutch knows people that know people ... know anyone that can get you into the Witness Protection Program?
    yeah he does....last time i hung with him...i woke up, duct taped to a hammock..and they...yea They had mind probes stuck in my head...and ....and......and....there was 3 of him

    They said it was just a dream.........

    All i know is when the microwave is being used....i start twitching...


    ............what was i just talking about

    oh yeah ...kitty kats
    It puts the Underquilt on it's hammock ... It does this whenever it gets cold

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    So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?
    I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about from place to place and it dont change from time to time. You cant corrupt it any more than you can salt salt. - Cormac McCarthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by angrysparrow View Post
    So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?
    i don't think anyone can figure Dutch out...let alone his Biner
    It puts the Underquilt on it's hammock ... It does this whenever it gets cold

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    Quote Originally Posted by angrysparrow View Post
    So, has everyone got the Dutch Biner figured out?
    yeah, so I think I have it.

    Two things always consistent about Dutch. One is that he clones stuff that he likes, and second, he can't spel.

    Also he is a closet stove junkie.

    So I think what he's done is some cheap knock-off of the Beaner Backpacking stove. (That's BEANER Dutch, not BINER. gesh.) Probably makes them out of aluminum cans or something. Will be selling them for $19.99 each to the first 100 callers. Or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyAdams View Post
    yeah, so I think I have it.

    Two things always consistent about Dutch. One is that he clones stuff that he likes, and second, he can't spel.

    Also he is a closet stove junkie.

    So I think what he's done is some cheap knock-off of the Beaner Backpacking stove. (That's BEANER Dutch, not BINER. gesh.) Probably makes them out of aluminum cans or something. Will be selling them for $19.99 each to the first 100 callers. Or something.
    he calls me a stove junkie......LOL
    or it could be a new hair product ...you know how he is when it comes to his hair
    It puts the Underquilt on it's hammock ... It does this whenever it gets cold

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    Got My Dutch Biners!!!!

    Thanks Dutch (I think) for the pair of genuine "Dutch Biners". Not exactly what I was thinking they were ... but guess it's the thought that counts not necessarily the gift ... huh?

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