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    I heard that Dutch Biners feed the needy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk-eye View Post
    I've heard rumors that they are capable of being able to warp the fabric of time itself!
    Come on, Hawk-eye, that's ridiculous... Dutch Clips can only suspend time.

    OMG! I saw it too! Coming Soon... the Dutch Biner!

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    Not only time, but they suspend weight. They actually weigh negative. Putting them on your hammock reduces the stress on the supports so much that the secret tester hung from thumb tacks in drywall.

    Just don't put them into your gear spreadsheet. Your computer will implode. I'm on my wife's computer right now.
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    I heard the Dutch Biner gate will have two lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlespaul View Post
    i went out and got 6 rolls for tin foil.....just in case
    Better safe than sorry!

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    Aluminum foil is too heavy, can you get in cubin ?
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    I heard that Dutch Biners feed the needy...
    I wouldn't be surprised ... after all he's the "greatest hiker" ever

    Quote Originally Posted by MacEntyre View Post
    Come on, Hawk-eye, that's ridiculous... Dutch Clips can only suspend time.
    It's Dutch ... never doubt "the Dutch" ... he knows people who know people

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff View Post
    Not only time, but they suspend weight. They actually weigh negative. Putting them on your hammock reduces the stress on the supports so much that the secret tester hung from thumb tacks in drywall.

    Just don't put them into your gear spreadsheet. Your computer will implode. I'm on my wife's computer right now.
    Don't forget your aluminum foil hat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Salty View Post
    I heard the Dutch Biner gate will have two lips.

    Salty
    Not all pal ... it has no lips ... it does everything telepathically!

    All hail "The Dutchman".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff View Post
    Not only time, but they suspend weight. They actually weigh negative. Putting them on your hammock reduces the stress on the supports so much that the secret tester hung from thumb tacks in drywall.

    Just don't put them into your gear spreadsheet. Your computer will implode. I'm on my wife's computer right now.
    If all that is true then they have to be made of high grade "Unobtanium".
    Only Dutch would know where to get that stuff...............
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    Amongst sailors, The Dutchman refers to The Flying Dutchman, a legend of infamy... not the apparition you want to see on your voyage, because bad things follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacEntyre View Post
    Amongst sailors, The Dutchman refers to The Flying Dutchman, a legend of infamy... not the apparition you want to see on your voyage, because bad things follow.
    i thought he was one of these guys?


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    Dutch Industries Nondisclosure Agreement

    After protracted negotiations, assets have been transferred, and Dutch BINERS are in transit. Attorneys representing Dutch Industries are prohibiting the release of further details, and all parties involved are under nondisclosure agreements.

    When details become available, the hammock industry will be forever changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Poupon View Post
    After protracted negotiations, assets have been transferred, and Dutch Clips are in transit. Attorneys representing Dutch Industries are prohibiting the release of further details, and all parties involved are under nondisclosure agreements.

    When details become available, the hammock industry will be forever changed.
    Dutch clips? They're the old technology ... step into the new era of THE DUTCHMAN

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