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    Quote Originally Posted by timabababaluka View Post
    Bob's ingenuity is astounding, but even more astounding (and somewhat scary) is your knowledge of just about every personal lubricant known to man . That's an awful lot of slippery .
    Bob is a smooth operator for sure. I have no personal knowledge of these products; I just used the power of the Google. As soon as he said he used KY Jelly, my demented sense of humor had me googling "personal lubricant." Bob used what he had laying around, but my warped mind started thinking about what other Bobs might use in their time of need. The lubricants I mentioned are the PG-rated names. Look on Amazon.com under personal lubricant and you'll find hundreds of products, some with names that the moderators would never allow on this family forum!

    Talked with Bob and he has agreed to do some videos. He's gonna post them on Lube Tube. Actually, Bob is a humorless sort and he didn't understand why I was laughing. He just called to share the revelry of his ingenuity. But all I could think of was the common HF refraint: Pics or it didn't happen!!!
    Last edited by SilvrSurfr; 10-23-2011 at 09:16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BER View Post
    I don't get it. What's Kentucky jelly?
    Thank goodness Bob wasn't from Kentucky. Their "personal lubricant" of choice down yonder is bacon fat. Bob would have been a bear burrito for sure! Imagine waking up with a bear chewing on your whoopie slings. Actually, the Saturday night pot luck at the NJ Winter Hang 2012 has a theme of "best dish with bacon." I'm pretty sure whoopie slings made with bacon fat would win the prize! Talk about a high-fiber diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilvrSurfr View Post
    Thank goodness Bob wasn't from Kentucky. Their "personal lubricant" of choice down yonder is bacon fat. Bob would have been a bear burrito for sure! Imagine waking up with a bear chewing on your whoopie slings. Actually, the Saturday night pot luck at the NJ Winter Hang 2012 has a theme of "best dish with bacon." I'm pretty sure whoopie slings made with bacon fat would win the prize! Talk about a high-fiber diet.
    Flavored tooth floss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BER View Post
    Flavored tooth floss!
    That's a visual image: bear flossing with bacon-flavored Amsteel Whoopies! Those hammock hangers, while tasty, can get caught between the teeth.


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    omg! saving that one for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by two isles View Post
    omg! saving that one for sure!
    Amazing what you can find on the Internet. Just google "bear flossing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilvrSurfr View Post
    Yes, he lubed up the section that he was splicing and he swears it slid right in there in no time. Barely any milking necessary!
    That is all I need to quote.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardo View Post
    Are you makin' whoopies or 'whoopie'?
    Okay I have been seeing this thread for a while now and finally decided to read. I can not stop laughing. They do say neccesity is the mother of all inventions.

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