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    Hooch, you gave me a couple more questions to ask on my interview process for the position of girlfriend.
    Is that too much to ask? Girls with frikkin' lasers on their heads?
    The hanger formly known as "hammock engineer".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coffee View Post
    Hooch, you gave me a couple more questions to ask on my interview process for the position of girlfriend.
    I have a couple of ex-wives you can have.
    "If you play a Nicleback song backwards, you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Nickleback." - Dave Grohl

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    Hammocks don't complain...

    If you have stinky feet. or if you come back late and drunk, or if you unwrap them with little foreplay, or if you pack them up damp.
    Last edited by daibutsu; 06-19-2008 at 21:03.

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    Being happily married for 15 years I can say this, don’t sell the hammocks just yet.

    Few people and fewer women will go that length of time without using the prerogative of changing their minds. When/if children crash the party, she’ll be doing MANY things she never dreamed of.

    Best wishes & congrats,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 feet over View Post
    ......When/if children crash the party, she’ll be doing MANY things she never dreamed of......
    Are you talking about swinger's clubs?
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    I think I am learning more on this thread than any other in the last month or 5.
    Is that too much to ask? Girls with frikkin' lasers on their heads?
    The hanger formly known as "hammock engineer".

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    haha easy boys! i still have other hammocks! when i said i'm getting out of hammocking, i meant for when i go with other people! when i go by myself, or in the backyard, or on a lazy sunday after church...THEN i brake out the hammock...i'm just selling some stuff to buy a decent tent and pad!
    This is the day that the Lord has made-let us rejoice and be glad in it! Psalm 118:24

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    decent and tent in the same sentence. Oh the shame of it all.

    Hee Hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by heescha View Post
    haha easy boys! i still have other hammocks! when i said i'm getting out of hammocking, i meant for when i go with other people! when i go by myself, or in the backyard, or on a lazy sunday after church...THEN i brake out the hammock...i'm just selling some stuff to buy a decent tent and pad!
    OK, as long as you're not getting rid of ALL your hammocks, we wont have to worry about you my friend<G>.
    don`t leave the CREATOR out of the creation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heescha View Post
    ......i'm just selling some stuff to buy a decent tent......
    Quote Originally Posted by OldnSlow View Post
    decent and tent in the same sentence.......
    Decent tent.......definitely an oxymoron if ever there was one.
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