SilvrSurfr is officially missing

**Finn** · 10-22-2012, 10:40

Originally Posted by SilvrSurfr

She believes in my life insurance policy, so I'm pretty sure it was just wishful thinking. She probably just wanted them to find the body before the bears ate it so she could collect immediately.

OMG my wife is always telling me to make sure I leave a corpse so she can collect! I know how you feel.

**spaceweaseal** · 10-22-2012, 11:14

Man this made my day.

**lattie11581** · 10-22-2012, 11:22

Originally Posted by Cranky Bear

You should frame that note Silver....Funniest story I've heard in a good bit..

Frame it!

**richtorfla** · 10-22-2012, 11:27

Silvr,

You have the best sense of humor I have had the pleasure of reading. Funny story! You must keep your family in stitches! Or make them really mad! What a amazing life you lead!

**sunshower** · 10-22-2012, 14:31

note to self: keep cell phone on yourself at all times!

**SkyPainter** · 10-22-2012, 17:05

Originally Posted by maztrain

I don't always go missing.....
But when I do.....
I prefer Gathland
......STAY MISSING MY FRIEND

===> Now that's funny right there! ROFLMAO!!

~ Sky

**SilvrSurfr** · 10-22-2012, 17:26

Originally Posted by SkyPainter

===> Now that's funny right there! ROFLMAO!!

~ Sky

Yep, that's quite a zinger from Maztrain.

**Deadphans** · 10-22-2012, 23:18

Originally Posted by maztrain

I don't always go missing.....
But when I do.....
I prefer Gathland
......STAY MISSING MY FRIEND

YES! Omg my sides hurt.

Great story SS!

**MrClean417** · 10-23-2012, 05:59

My eyesight is poor, and even worse when I'm tired. Every time I looked away from the fire all I could see was black and I got panicky. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

Just get 100 foot of Zingit. Tie one end to your ridgeline and loop the other end around your wrist. Tie a small bell half way just in case there are bears.