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    Quote Originally Posted by SilvrSurfr View Post
    She believes in my life insurance policy, so I'm pretty sure it was just wishful thinking. She probably just wanted them to find the body before the bears ate it so she could collect immediately.
    OMG my wife is always telling me to make sure I leave a corpse so she can collect! I know how you feel.

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    Man this made my day.

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    Yes

    Quote Originally Posted by Cranky Bear View Post
    You should frame that note Silver....Funniest story I've heard in a good bit..
    Frame it!
    "It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people THINK your stupid than to open it and PROVE it" - SFC Kagawa, United States Army (my old platoon SGT)
    *Originally -Abraham Lincoln 16th president of US (1809 -1865)

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    Silvr,

    You have the best sense of humor I have had the pleasure of reading. Funny story! You must keep your family in stitches! Or make them really mad! What a amazing life you lead!

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    note to self: keep cell phone on yourself at all times!
    Megan
    In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer. [Albert Camus]

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    Quote Originally Posted by maztrain View Post
    I don't always go missing.....
    But when I do.....
    I prefer Gathland
    ......STAY MISSING MY FRIEND
    ===> Now that's funny right there! ROFLMAO!!

    ~ Sky
    SkyPainter - "... and then the police came."

    All these years people said,"He's acting like a kid!"
    He did not know that he could not fly, and so, he DID!

    Live Purposefully; Dare Greatly; Land Gently

    "Never knock on Death's door - just ring the bell and run! He hates that!"

    My outdoorsy YouTube channel is: "WMICommissioner"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyPainter View Post
    ===> Now that's funny right there! ROFLMAO!!

    ~ Sky
    Yep, that's quite a zinger from Maztrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maztrain View Post
    I don't always go missing.....
    But when I do.....
    I prefer Gathland
    ......STAY MISSING MY FRIEND
    YES! Omg my sides hurt.

    Great story SS!
    "In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy." -D'Signore's, Tide Mill Farm, Edmunds, Maine.

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    My eyesight is poor, and even worse when I'm tired. Every time I looked away from the fire all I could see was black and I got panicky. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!
    Just get 100 foot of Zingit. Tie one end to your ridgeline and loop the other end around your wrist. Tie a small bell half way just in case there are bears.
    From Somewhere near Parkville, Mo
    William Crane
    aka MrClean
    Everything you need to know about Hammocks in vids and reading:
    Hammock in 3 minutes D. Hansen - It really is this easy to make a hammock
    Shug's Hammock Newbies videos - Takes you buy the hand and shows you in video
    The Ultimate Hang D. Hansen - now read about everything
    JustJeff's Hammock tutorial - more reference
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    The TurtleDog Stand thread - Hang anywhere.

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    Great story SS...I almost inhaled my coffee..
    If a woman doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy...Red Green

    Jerry,

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