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    I tricked her

    My ole lady thinks her hammock is from Beverly hills. I couldn't get her to hang all summer and just messin around I found one of her old coach covers and shoved a hammock in it. She found it and was bragging that she found one of her Christmas presents early, so I just went with it, told her it was coach and she bit hook line and sinker. Now she wants to go to Malibu for a couple of days so please if your in Malibu this week and you see a little blond looking down her nose at your wbbb, please don't tell her that I traded in 150 Copenhagen lids for her hammock. Just be like " I have never seen such flashy camo " and just know she got dooped. Thanks
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    LMAO that is hillarious

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    Hahahahaha that is tooo good!
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    I can picture some fashion designer reading this.

    Fast forward to a fashion show in a few months: Models strutting up and down the catwalk holding little Gucci camping hammock styled handbags (some containing cats) and wearing outfits designed from hammocks.
    Imagine a hammock like a big pair of briefs with the suspension tied to the wrists, a little asym fly worn as a hat.

    Ah the fashion industry, so crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jmuzz View Post
    I can picture some fashion designer reading this.

    Fast forward to a fashion show in a few months: Models strutting up and down the catwalk holding little Gucci camping hammock styled handbags (some containing cats) and wearing outfits designed from hammocks.
    Imagine a hammock like a big pair of briefs with the suspension tied to the wrists, a little asym fly worn as a hat.

    Ah the fashion industry, so crazy.
    no offence but that is one weird looking cat is it part gremlin lol.

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    COACH makes some wicked camp gear! Now to go tell MY wife!
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    LOLOLOL... man, she is gonna be pissed when she goes looking for a COACH bugnet and tarp on the interwebz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toygun View Post
    LOLOLOL... man, she is gonna be pissed when she goes looking for a COACH bugnet and tarp on the interwebz.
    good one!!!


    or better yet, she joins hammock forums herself and finds this thread!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by toygun View Post
    LOLOLOL... man, she is gonna be pissed when she goes looking for a COACH bugnet and tarp on the interwebz.
    I should post one on ebay, to cover talksfast99's butt

    But you know if we say COACH enough she is going to be able to find this tread when she searches for coach hammock

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    Quote Originally Posted by lubbockhammockguy View Post
    I should post one on ebay, to cover talksfast99's butt

    But you know if we say COACH enough she is going to be able to find this tread when she searches for coach hammock
    She has no clue about this fourm. I don't think she'll look for one. What I think I'm going to do is turn a wallmart sleeping bag into a Parada underquilt for her. And shes going to love her Marc Jacobs whoopie slings
    I didn't sail here to sleep on the ground.

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