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    Quote Originally Posted by animalcontrol View Post
    My eyes...my EYES are burning

    The same female wiles that gets them their own BB is the same wiles they use to 1. get out of the house with boys who are just like us and 2. keep us from killing those very same boys!
    I've considered taking some of these 'suitors' out camping, but I have not worked out the alibi I would need if that boy didn't make it back home!

    I once told a young man my daughter was dating (somewhat tongue in cheek)

    "I have a gun and a shovel, and you won't be missed for a long time."
    Revolution is about the need to re-evolve political, economic and social justice and power back into the hands of the people, preferably through legislation and policies that make human sense. That's what revolution is about. Revolution is not about shootouts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asimmons4 View Post
    anyone put a shotgun pocket on their hammock yet?
    Bet a nice combat version would fit very well in the BB shelf!
    My XDM pistol seems to like the space.
    Trust nobody!

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    Naaa
    I have an Instant reputation with male teens

    As a Dad of a teen daughter I have developed a pheromone that lets them Know, What I could do with my bare hands a shotgun would only be an escape.

    Plus I wouldnt wanna kill em, Id enjoy watching them run/limp away as we see each other years later in walmart.
    Just knowing they would whimper and pee them selves a little when they hear my daughters name would give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WrongTurn View Post
    She's only 9 weeks old, but she already dictates my entire day. God help me when boys become an issue.
    Boys won't be a problem if you take Bill Engvall's advice:

    "I get the boy interested in my daughter alone, I look him in the eye & tell him; now son, that is my little girl, the love of my life, If you plan on; touchin or kissin or huggin her, just remember that: I have NO problem going BACK to jail!"

    OR, as a friend of mine did: Show new boyfriend his gun collection.

    When you have a backpack on, no matter where you are, you’re home.
    PAIN is INEVITABLE. MISERY is OPTIONAL.

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    I think your problem isn't relegated only to the BB, all hammocks seem to be magnents & prone to "theft" by our loved ones.
    AND, I don't have a BB, but still am always trying to get another hammock put into the budget:
    "After all dear, I only have 3 full set ups, & I hate odd numbers."
    "But what if someone wants to borrow one?"
    "The next one is for you!"
    "But my newest one already has over 100 nights in it! What if it's worn out???"

    In case you are wondering, she didn't buy any of those reasons.
    After over 30 years of marrage, she is mostly immune to me & my obsessions.
    When you have a backpack on, no matter where you are, you’re home.
    PAIN is INEVITABLE. MISERY is OPTIONAL.

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    My favorite line:

    Don't do anything to her that you don't Want me to do to You!

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    Shotgun check, XD45 check, Armalite M4 check, I think my gun collection is scary, but a big cold steel Tanto blade seemed to work best on my 3 little sisters boyfriends back in highschool. Well that and the fact that I work for my families funeral home and well Its my job to bury people.
    Not the guy to ask for Directions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WrongTurn View Post
    Shotgun check, XD45 check, Armalite M4 check, I think my gun collection is scary, but a big cold steel Tanto blade seemed to work best on my 3 little sisters boyfriends back in highschool. Well that and the fact that I work for my families funeral home and well Its my job to bury people.
    might you have access to a crematorium?
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    "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." ~ Socrates

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    I can neither confirm nor deny those alligations
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