Otter, you are amazing. Of course not as amazing as Dutch, but that just goes without saying.
I've been working on some new political slogans. How 'bout:
He's rested,
He's charming,
He can spin Titanium out of straw.
Dutch 2012
He doesn't spend too much on his haircuts.
Dutch
He's never been convicted of breaking any laws in Idaho.
Law-Abidin' Dutch for President
Sure he was born Dutch, but the U.S. Constitution says it's fine.
Dutch for America
Pennsylvania likes the Old Dutch, but America like the new one.
New. Smart. Dutch.
Building a better America with Titanium, Zing-it, and Cuben (with an 'e') Fiber.
Dutch!
"It's the [Titanium], Stupid!"
Dutch
Preceeding messages authorized by the campaign to elect Dutch because he's so easy on the eyes and light on his feet.
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