A soap opera? No, it works better as a National Geographic documentary: Pineys Burning Pallets.
"The indigenous redneck denizens of the Pine Barrens, otherwise known as Pineys, have a genetic predisposition to create large stacks of wooden pallets and light them afire. Pineys congregate around the bonfire in flame-resistant Carhart apparel, telling stories, crooning the lyrics they can remember of whatever song pops into their heads."
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